Portland Timbers

The single worst football (soccer) team in the entire universe. Stole their one and only MLS cup, always lose, and have shitty fans that are a bunch of tattooed queers who drink too much toilet-made beer and everyone thinks are obnoxious as shit. They once lost to an amateur team. Their stadium is a baseball stadium. Their coach Savarese has an insanely punchable face, and every time I see someone wearing a Portland Timbers shirt, I’m vehemently offended. Fuck them and their damn owner. To be fair, the city is all right, but their football (soccer) team can go to hell.

Bruh did you go to the Portland Timbers game last night?
Nah man. what happened?
They got smacked by the Seattle Sounders 10-0.
Bruh I’m not surprised. Seattle is clearly better.

by Tyrashion2456389 November 20, 2019

Tamberly

1. A very rare name for a person, a Tammy/Kimberly hybrid.
Tamberlys are naturally destructive, yet gentle in their own way.

2. An extremely advanced state of drunkeness.

That girls had a few, one or two more and shes Tamberly.

by munjalou February 20, 2010

Tibetan tickle me elmo

The lubrication of the genitals with peanut butter and jelly.

Casey totally tibetan tickle me elmoed that guy again.

by phlibbledeebeep October 21, 2010

Tambe

A weak Boner

Last night she said I was lame. She said I had a Tambe

by Eustice1999 April 27, 2017

back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them

-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

by Bigdiccmarty September 26, 2021

Justin Timberfake

It's what Justin Haters call Justin Timberlake, a perverted idiot from *NSUCK.­

kid1: did you see that pervert who ripped off part of Janet Jackson dress?

kid2: you mean Justin Timberfake?­

kid1: yeah

by cooj December 12, 2004

Justin Timberlake

An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you.

Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!

by ImTheKingOfMyWorld August 20, 2004