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Caulk the Wagon

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.
That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.
by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009
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wiggle wagons

When a woman is not wearing bra and her breasts sway side-to-side when she walks instead of a healthy bounce.
Ewww gross! That lady has some massive wiggle wagons!
by macgowan August 29, 2010
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boondy wagon

A type of police vehicle common in Australia, officially known as a caged truck, used for transporting prisoners.

Usually a Holden Rodeo pickup truck with a canvas-covered cage and bench seats installed in the back.
"Boondy wagon just pulled up out the front. About time we fucked off, I think."
by mrcoppa September 21, 2007
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Coom-wagon

A term used to describe one’s balls that are larger in size.
“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”
by Thrasherboi_skrr December 3, 2020
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Ghetto Wagon

AKA: Slum Buggies, Project Cars and Woofer Storage

Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
Damn Jamal! That's a bitchin ass Ghetto Wagon you be driving!
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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super wagon

For a women with a big ol wagon on her
damn she got that super wagon on her
by zenro October 12, 2023
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haunch wagon

Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.
I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.
by Miquelito6233 April 22, 2020
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