Tinder Tot

A hot girl or guy one meets on Tinder.

1. Hey dude, guys night out tonight!
2. Woo Hoo! Can I bring a hot babe?
1. No. That's why its called guys night out. Leave the tinder tots at home.
2. Who said I was talking about a girl? Wink wink.
1. So. Gay. Bro. You are officially uninvited.

by Dexh December 24, 2016

tots

the newborn of a rat

I found some tots in caves.

by Postago October 8, 2025

tots migoy

another way of saying Tits McGee.

"That girl is sooo tots migoy."
"Dude i know her rack is mackin'."

by TessaLynnK September 16, 2014

Jen's tots

To describe something ridiculously good.

That taco was on point, like Jen's tots.

by Mrroccopocco November 9, 2018

Tater tot

A prostitute from Ireland. Most famous because they are as cheap as a potato used to make tater tots.

Hey dude, I am sorry she left you, let me call a tater tot for you, she will fix you right up.

by Pan Protektor November 22, 2021

Tots

An STD spread around Mankato by fake blondes who are actually gingers.

Symptoms include:

- Fire crotch
- Aggressive drunk
- Jergens fingers (fake tan)
- Rancid farts
- Poor decisions in men

Oh my gosh that girl has Cheeto colored fingers and is talking to a convict. She definitely has Tots.

by Bishdungeon227 May 21, 2021

TOTS

Tits on Table

Did you see her do tots yesterday?

by CONDOGGO May 25, 2022