Tots

An STD spread around Mankato by fake blondes who are actually gingers.

Symptoms include:

- Fire crotch
- Aggressive drunk
- Jergens fingers (fake tan)
- Rancid farts
- Poor decisions in men
Oh my gosh that girl has Cheeto colored fingers and is talking to a convict. She definitely has Tots.
by Bishdungeon227 May 21, 2021
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