When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.
"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006
Get the steamer beamermug. When a man defecates on a woman's vagina and then engages in sexual intercourse with said vagina. He then ejaculates on the fecal matter and rubs the mixture on her chest. Hopefully, it's still steaming at this point.
In order to drill as close as 10 miles off the US coast, a member of the oil industry must perform a Dutch Steamer on a member of the Mineral Management Service.
by IveBnStmed November 2, 2008
Get the Dutch Steamermug. When a male releases his bowels upon the chest of another male that must be over 300 pounds and then proceeds to make love to their chest.
by Garrity Steamer April 4, 2010
Get the Garrity Steamermug. a Dutch Steamer is performed by walking up to the shower while your old lady is steamin' up and simply farting into her area and closing her off from getting out. Then letting her enjoy the smell of your anus/rectum for at least 30 seconds.
"Dude Drake really pulled a Dutch Steamer on Betty last night! She told me it was the best she's ever had!"
by Dr. Ake. December 9, 2009
Get the Dutch Steamermug. by bumbobway May 25, 2006
Get the JG Steamermug. A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.
by Jack P Davis April 8, 2008
Get the stanley steamermug. Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.
by Slungsolow September 27, 2003
Get the colorado steamermug.