Closet smoker

A person that denies smoking meth

This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.

by Kobe Gigi February 17, 2020

short smoker

a guy who takes only 1 ore 2 puffs when a joint is shared, and he is ok whit it, even thought everyone else smokes how much they want.

-Why do you smoke so little?
-Yo, i'm just a short smoker bro

by Chris_MD March 17, 2020

Smokers Box

A box just off school grounds at a crap school in paisley (st andy’s)where all the wains go to smoke fags and doobies before school before the bell rings

“Get me at smokers box at 8.30”

by pu$$y$layer1234 November 21, 2020

Bully Smoker day

The 24th November is national bully smoker day. It occurs only in the UK to bully smoker. Whether it’s one lucky rock in, an acute sense for weed or as simple as stupid smoker. It is ok to bully smoker.

Ted: “It’s national bully smoker day”
Alex: “Can’t wait to give him 1 lucky rock in!”

by SmokerSmoker November 23, 2020

Bully Smoker Day

24th November is national bully smoker day. A day where anyone can freely bully smoker. Whether it’s 1 lucky rock in, an acute sense for weed or as simple as stupid smoker.

Ted: “Tomorrow is national bully smoker day!”
Alex: “No way! I’ll be sure to give him 1 lucky rock in!”

by SmokerSmoker November 23, 2020

Cock Smoker

1. People who actively burn penis or penises and proceed to suck on it.
2. Another name for a toothy blow job.

WOAH, your penis looks terrible, is your girlfriend a cock smoker?

by Side Burny’s May 12, 2020

Smoker's Remorse

Regret of one's negative decisions that have placed them in their current situation, such as smoking leading to lung cancer, causing regret.

Tom: My mom is upset because she's gotten so fat she can't see her toes for her stomach.
Mike: That's just smoker's remorse. She shouldn't have sat on her ass so much.

by Elroy from The Office June 18, 2020