A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.
Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.
Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.
"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."
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Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police
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