ride the wild 

When a chick rides your dick; when the guy gets fucked by the girl. Also a cool song by the Descendents

So I heard Ashley got to ride the wild last night!

Yeah, but it wasn't good enough to brag to my wife about.

ride the wild by Foshizzlemynizzleforizzeal October 23, 2009

pass the whiskey 

The overused voice command in the game Fistful of Frags where you say it after killing someone

(It was supposed to be like "Medic!"in tf2)

STOP SPAMMING PASS THE WHISKEY YOU SHIT!

pass the whiskey by PsThWh November 21, 2015

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! 

Big Smoke

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

piss in the wind 

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.

piss in the wind by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Eat the watermelon

To give oral sex to a girl. To perform cunnilingus. To eat the sweet, wet, fruit of the female sex.

Ramzi won't eat the watermelon.

I totally want to eat your watermelon, baby!

Eat the watermelon by nicommp December 3, 2010

I am the walrus

1. A phrase you say when someone references the Russian politician, Vladimir Lenin.

2. A phrase you say when there is more than one conversation topic being discussed at once. Typically, if you are the first to realize this, you are, in fact, the walrus.

NOTE: This phrase works more sufficiently when said multiple times, sporadically throughout the conversation.

Dude: It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said. You look for the person who will benefit.. and, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus?
Dude: Uh... I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter: That fuckin' bitch!
Dude: Ya know, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus.

person 1: Well, i don't know, man. I think I'm really diggin' this here groove.
person 2: Yeah, speaking of. I like these little apple deals here
person 1: yeah, the apples are okay. the groove is pretty rad.
person 2: I think it's a petty funky groove there. And these apples man.
person 3: I am the walrus

I am the walrus by wyrme March 2, 2014

up the wazoo 

Meaning: A lot of...

(tends to be a Northern expression)

Man, I have homework up the wazoo.

up the wazoo by Kris8302 September 6, 2010