Bible slap

When you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. Most likely happens during nightclub hours.

I saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. I showed him the Bible verse 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators... but before I could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a Bible slap across my face and I fell to the ground.

by ThisIsMe01 August 06, 2013

bible baller

A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.

I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American

by joecoolthefool May 07, 2016

Bible feet

Similar the the feet of Juan Manuel de la Delaware due to the pursuit of sticky buds hard candy and hoppy malt beverages

Damn that John got those bible feet though

by Quazar805 October 15, 2016

bible thumper

1. A good christian/catholic person who lives by the rules of the bible and does not pick the parts of the bible that suit him/her the most. Is often ridiculed for the above.
2. What gay and non christian people call everyone who believes in what the bible says.

1.Person1: Gee that guy is so good he is going to heaven for sure.
Person two: I hate that bible thumper!
2.Person1: I don't think gay people should be married becuase...
Person2: You are like, such a bible thumper!

by Christopher Mckay February 21, 2006

bible study

Study the Bible, If you dont read it then you shall be in trouble

Man1: Hey, you want to study the holy book?
Man2: Yeah, can I bring some mates
Man1: Too right!

by Nate April 10, 2005

Stalin's Bible

Another name, or should be another name, for George Orwell's 1984

Stalin's Bible actually predicted what can, and might, happen to America if no one, not even SCOTUS, is willing to stand up to wokeademics and cancel culture

by Sexydimma April 02, 2021

Person Bible

An imaginary book that certain people keep remembering everything another person of interest has done.

"Did you see his hair today"
"oh yea did you write it in your person bible?"

by howdy1 March 25, 2009