person1 to person2- ''haaay you coming out for my birthday?''
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person1 to person2- ''aww wicked text me later''
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person1 to person2- ''aww wicked text me later''
by Raaz Taaz January 29, 2009
Get the text me later mug.A mental disease in which a human cannot text or write properly.The so called "text language"
was originally a diabolical plan made by the illuminati, mainly aimed to brainwash the microscopic brains of urban teens and adults. It is currently known as the first step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" agreed upon by Jorge Bush, Barack Obama and other illuminati members.The next step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" is currently unknown to the public, but it is predicted to be far,far worse.
Text language is usually caused because of these four reasons:
1. Pure laziness
2. Because there friend does
3. Because they don't know how to spell the word
4. Because the illuminati are threatening them to kill them if they don't
The "text language" seems to not effect elderly (50+). There is currently no known cure for this disease, however it is rumored that if the patient is strongly separated from all urban activities (computer, phone, etc) for 10-20 years the patient will "forget" the "text language" this however has not been 100% proven and may require more years of isolation.
was originally a diabolical plan made by the illuminati, mainly aimed to brainwash the microscopic brains of urban teens and adults. It is currently known as the first step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" agreed upon by Jorge Bush, Barack Obama and other illuminati members.The next step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" is currently unknown to the public, but it is predicted to be far,far worse.
Text language is usually caused because of these four reasons:
1. Pure laziness
2. Because there friend does
3. Because they don't know how to spell the word
4. Because the illuminati are threatening them to kill them if they don't
The "text language" seems to not effect elderly (50+). There is currently no known cure for this disease, however it is rumored that if the patient is strongly separated from all urban activities (computer, phone, etc) for 10-20 years the patient will "forget" the "text language" this however has not been 100% proven and may require more years of isolation.
Normal Human: Dude why do you use that stupid text language? There's no point, it ruins the point of grammar, it corrupts our language, and most importantly it PISSES me off.
Infected Human: lol dood wtf u ragin about lol? i nlike u have a lfe and dnt hve tme t perfect my langag
Normal Human: You doche bag you can't spell for crap and you are brainwashed by the goddam illuminati
Infect Human: lol
Normal Human: you even reading?
Infected Human: lol ho r illumininati again?
Normal Human: *facepalm*
Infected Human: lol dood wtf u ragin about lol? i nlike u have a lfe and dnt hve tme t perfect my langag
Normal Human: You doche bag you can't spell for crap and you are brainwashed by the goddam illuminati
Infect Human: lol
Normal Human: you even reading?
Infected Human: lol ho r illumininati again?
Normal Human: *facepalm*
by The Guy That Knows Everything May 29, 2014
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Advice, encouragement delivered via text... frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support.
by Animall September 7, 2007
Get the Text Support mug.When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.
Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.
Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
by Cwakk October 19, 2008
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Guy 1: Hey dude, last night Jerry called me on his sisters phone
Guy 2: Soo...?
Guy 1: His sister and her friend now have my number and thier text stalking me.
Guy 2: haha... man it sucks to be you
Guy 2: Soo...?
Guy 1: His sister and her friend now have my number and thier text stalking me.
Guy 2: haha... man it sucks to be you
by 2Ninja4U October 25, 2009
Get the Text Stalking mug.The act of copying a large block of text, often something with dense academic language, such as college papers, and pasting it into a chat function, often without provocation.
Joe: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: We sought to extend instrument validation research for the Systematic Screening for Behavior Disorders (SSBD) (Walker & Severson, 1990) using convergent validation techniques. Associations between Critical Events, Adaptive Behavior, and Maladaptive Behavior indices of the SSBD were examined in relation to syndrome, broadband, and total scores of the Achenbach Child Behavior Checklist-Teacher's Report Form (TRF) (Achenbach, 2001). Both measures were conducted with 65 students with emotional disturbance in grades 6 through 12. Overall convergent validity of the SSBD and TRF was strong, particularly for TRF externalizing problems and associated syndromes. Results provide further support for use of the SSBD in the assessment of behavioral functioning of students with emotional disturbance and extend validation for use of this instrument with secondary students.
Joe: AAH! The hell!?
Steve: Gotcha. Text-slapped.
((Text taken from, www.eric.ed.gov ))
Steve: We sought to extend instrument validation research for the Systematic Screening for Behavior Disorders (SSBD) (Walker & Severson, 1990) using convergent validation techniques. Associations between Critical Events, Adaptive Behavior, and Maladaptive Behavior indices of the SSBD were examined in relation to syndrome, broadband, and total scores of the Achenbach Child Behavior Checklist-Teacher's Report Form (TRF) (Achenbach, 2001). Both measures were conducted with 65 students with emotional disturbance in grades 6 through 12. Overall convergent validity of the SSBD and TRF was strong, particularly for TRF externalizing problems and associated syndromes. Results provide further support for use of the SSBD in the assessment of behavioral functioning of students with emotional disturbance and extend validation for use of this instrument with secondary students.
Joe: AAH! The hell!?
Steve: Gotcha. Text-slapped.
((Text taken from, www.eric.ed.gov ))
by Stone the Mighty May 4, 2010
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I had a great time text chatting last night. Let's text chat again sometime today if we can't do a phone chat! :)
by SGgal November 28, 2012
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