rogue tampon

when a tampon "goes rogue", i.e: a girl's stashed tampon (unused, fresh from the box, still wrapped) is left loose in her purse long enough for it to work it's way out of it's plastic wrapping, wandering about freely in only it's plastic applicator among her other belongings. often to then be embarassingly grabbed at inopportune moments, such as when digging for coin change or chapstick.

girl A: "what is that?!"
girl B: "just another rogue tampon. hate it when that happens!"
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girl A: "oops, there's another tampon going rogue again!"

by sdarling May 28, 2011

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tampon licker

some one who licks tampons

i lick tampons said steve
john replied, you fuckin sick bastard
a wierd old man said, fuckin tampon licker

by Jack =] June 19, 2008

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Ass Tampon

The "giver" in a homosexual male relationship. Compared to a tampon because of the fact that he puts himself in another dude's ass.

"You think Pete gives or receives the dick?"
"I don't know, he's not very effeminate so he must be the ass tampon in the relationship."
"Word."

by TheBass November 28, 2007

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Tampon

A white tubular contraction (plasic/or cardboard) that holds white cotton that absorbs blood that pours out of your pussy during mensturation. Be sure to get the scented kind because your pussy could get kind of smelly at this time.

Girl: mom why is my piss red?
mom: honey ill get the tampons
Girl: I CANT PUT IT IN!

by Estaban Rodreguez December 3, 2007

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