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Tell Tale'd

Verb; To chop up and stick underneath the floorboards of a house or other building.

A reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell Tale Heart," where the protagonist chops a person up and buries them underneath the floorboards.
Buddy: I'm not to sure about Mike, the new guy in accounting. He looks like the kind of guy who Tell Tale'd **at least** five hookers.
by Giovanni Mann November 14, 2017
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Weeaboo Tale

A story someone makes to compensate for a lack of sex life.
A weeaboo tale from my man Kodak, represent G i trmmed it so fucking small.
My life had no purpose and I would often push myself to heart failure. Filled with rage, i flipped the entire county upside down looking for the man, my feelings getting the best of me. Finally, five hours later I found the cunt. I walked out, gun in hand and approached the man. I spoke with him and fired in his direction, what I did not realize was that Ariana was watching me and that the MP5 knocked me back on the ground, making me miss my shot,
The cunt ran off, Ariana too. I knew that this was the end.
Sirens wailed in the distance, giving me a scare, making me shaky. I positioned the barrel to my mouth and fired, the bullet going through my right cheek, however the pain was enough to knock me out.
Dreaming about an alternative reality where I was the one on top was clearly just a dream amd I knew it. I was in a coma due to being dropped by the reckless EMTs.
After the realization, my bootcamp duties were releived, and I was a free man. I am now paying in my bed, crying myself to sleep because I know I cannot win her back, the man she is with must be super rich, I am here sleeping in an alleyway near my house because my mother does not want to see me anymore, ever. I figured my chances are zero, I should give up. But that was never an option I would consider, ever. And so my last chance started, I was ready to be a man and give a pause to my feelings, Ariana, here I come~.
by KODAK45555 August 26, 2018
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Dolphin Tale

"I'm going with my girlfriend to the movies later, I hope she's in the mood for dolphin tale."
by Jason Jorgs September 27, 2019
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dirty talal

when you fuck someone’s ass until poop comes out and then you eat the poop while they pee on you
person 1: “hey man, what did you do last night?”
person 2: “oh nothing, i just gave a dirty talal.”
person1: “damn man. that’s wild.”
by mommymilkerz72 July 24, 2021
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Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021
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Dirty Talei

A Succubus. When a friend gets to this point of hoedom, they appreciate only 7 inch and above dicks.
Their dick rader is enhanced, almost supernatural and no can stop them once they zone in on what they want.
Friend A: soooo you with K now?
Friend B: Whaaaa!? NOOO! His like my tuesday 11 - 11:30am lol we're not like that
Friend A: Jeez Louise! You've become a Dirty Talei!
Friend B: No Shame in being A Dirty Talei, we get all the dicks we want heeheehee
by HighTeaBitch September 1, 2021
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Alpha Tale

An alternate universe owned by Nyte, previously created by SHADIKAL15. Includes angst angst angst angst angst angst and abusive family
"Hey, have you heard of Alpha tale?"
"No, what is it?"
"A mother abuses her child"
"Sounds like my life"
by The Guy With Legs September 24, 2021
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