Tossed the lock

John: Hey man I heard you tossed the locked last night!

David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!

by Thatoneguytho June 4, 2014

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Toss the Willy

Toss the Willy USA, Southrn slang, to get rid of the toilet.

This apartment is a wreck, let’s put new tile in the bath, and “Toss the Willy”.

by Meanlandlord September 18, 2018

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The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.

Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.

by von groovy May 27, 2017

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olive tossed

When you get so drunk and high and take your depression medicine and it makes you have seizures and everyone around you thinks you're faking.

On New Year's Eve Kayla got olive tossed at Kathryn's house.

"Did Ryan olive toss you?"

by SexyGirl6969 February 1, 2014

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proper tossed

- It's that feeling like, "Oh, this is it. If it could only be like this every time."
- At the club feeling just right. All is good.
- Feeling a vibe.

- Ideal feels
- more pleasantly and intensely tossed than usual
- the "just right" mix of whatever cocktail you got goin' that's like, "Yeah, this is it."

Steve- "Last night, I got proper tossed."
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Billy- "How was the party?"
Max- "Sick, we got proper tossed."

by dadadumdadadum November 2, 2021

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