tofu

Soybean Protien.
Usually comsumed by hippies, chicks with arm pit hair, health freaks, animal lovers, pain in the ass vegetarians, homos, mimes and loud mouthed celebrities who want to get there fat ugly heads on my TV.

Madonna says I have to eat tofu or baby seals will be slaughtered.

Tofu goes great with veal.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

Tofu Eater

A lesbian. As opposed to a pizza eater.

"man I swear that Tofu Eater has one arm longer than the other!"

by Tom Matthew September 12, 2006

t of my h

when something is off the top of your head

i cant think of it off the t of my h

by PrOfEsSa95 February 26, 2008

Toffee

A coffee done with few powder, weak enough to look (and tastes) more like tea.

Hey, I made u some coffee!

Thx, but i think u mean toffee.

by Caffein September 28, 2008

toffee

Extremely camp president of ipwned.com.

Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.

Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.

Toffee - I'm not gay mother fucker, I fancy (insert female).
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(

by dxd June 25, 2004

Mary Toft

To pull a prank with extraordinary dedication. Named after Mary Toft, who stuck rabbit parts up her vagina and convinced English royal surgeons that she was giving birth to half-rabbits.

A dedicated prank is a dedicated prank, but it takes a real Mary Toft to stick rabbit parts up your vagina.

See: Mary_Toft on Wikipedia

by rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit October 8, 2010

TOFF

Medical abbreviation for "To Fucking Fat". Can be used for official documentation such as reimbursement forms or electronic patient care reports.

Patient required wheelchair transport due to a primary diagnosis of TOFF

by Raymo Hadiddle January 15, 2011