jebem ti zivot

something that a serbian says when they're pissed.

person 1: did you study for the test?
person 2: what test- o jebem ti zivot.

by Dakiile December 13, 2021

tis some bullshit

When you can't press a button and you need to take a screenshot

Oii i can't press my windows key tis some bullshit

by Baba_Bongo December 17, 2021

TI

Targeted Individual - Victim or perceived victim of electronic harassment

If you think you’re one of the “Chosen Ones” you’re actually probably just a TI

by anonymous March 12, 2022

ties

an always hungry guy who shows his muscles to everybody, mostly to a Tim. You can usually find him throwing car tires around somewhere.

"oh, he is showing his muscles again. He's such a Ties."

by wilcopotkachel March 14, 2022

jebem ti sve mrtvo

When someone wants to fuck everything dead to other dude.

Jebem ti sve mrtvo da ti jebem

by KillaFX April 19, 2022

ti cli

shorthand for touching cloth, a situation that rears its tommy turtle head when you cant reach the toilet on time

"Ooooh this coffee's gone straight through me, I'm ti cli guys"

by Piff February 20, 2005

Tied on screwtly

state of mind after a week long bender of drugs alcohol and no sleep.

Dude must have been tied on screwtly cuz he made no sense!!!!

by Beefcakejake December 10, 2020