by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019
Get the husband in Lawmug. This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
by ciy June 14, 2020
Get the Jacob's Lawmug. by HyDka’s Law February 7, 2021
Get the HyDka’s Lawmug. Du's Law state that whenever a product or service goes mainstream, it's quality usually diminishes.
"If it goes mainstream, it goes to shit"
"If it goes mainstream, it goes to shit"
Person1: What the hell man! Why is ('product'/'service') so much crap nowadays?
Person 2: Du's Law my friend…Du's Law
Person 2: Du's Law my friend…Du's Law
by Diamonds_are_blue October 22, 2019
Get the Du's Lawmug. The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.
by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017
Get the Wesselink's Lawmug. Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;
Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors
Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors
Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?
Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?
Drew: Not anymore
Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?
Drew: Not anymore
by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
Get the Drew's Lawmug. (G * m1 * m2) / (d2)
by Erufailon February 5, 2010
Get the Law of Gravitymug.