A white man who is convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is a black man trapped in a white man's body.
"Jesus, look at that fucking G-tard with those baggy pants and that chain around his neck, talking all those ebonics."
by Kellen C. July 08, 2004
by Escal0n January 17, 2009
Someone (more than likely an Apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the Apple App Store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.
Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.
Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again
Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again
Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
by Kezzzing December 09, 2009
a burger concocted by a handicapped individual that works in a fast food joint. Note: The burger is either the total opposite of what you wanted and/or gnarly looking.
Mike-Dude, that retard screwed up my order! It's the total opposite of what I wanted!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!
by manda[euphoria] July 11, 2008
Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
by No Problem, Gaylord August 20, 2006
A retarded child whom acts out vulgar actions with total disregard of other, normal people's feelings. They are often found pushing people yet not being punished for their lude acts.
by Julio Sanchez August 29, 2005
I had to remove Christina from my news feed because she is a hash-tard. I got tired of reading things like "Getting my hair done. #gorgeous #dyingmyhair #blonde #naturalbeauty #whatwhat #jealousbitch #hot #ilovechewinggum #whatwasisaying #ihaveADHD.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior October 14, 2013