sympathy slut

its like an attention whore but more pathetic

sympathy slut's friend: oh my god did you hear what Brittney Amber Tiffany posted on Facebook about how she broke up with Justin she is taking it really hard she's like starting to cut

you: sounds like a personal problem

sympathy slut's friend: oh my god! you're such a bitch for saying that

you: am I or is she posting her problems on Facebook for attention and let me remind you she started them am I a bitch or is she a sympathy slut

by D.SIZZLE September 20, 2016

sympathy crumbs

The crumbs one leaves in a bag of chips that is not theirs, so they don't feel bad about eating the entire bag.

"Do you have any chips left?"

"Nah, just some sympathy crumbs Julie left."

by spyczech June 4, 2016

Symptom Snatcher

The person who pretends to have the same symptoms as the person next to him

John:Bro I have acute migraine
Jacob:Bro I also have acute migraine
John:Stop lying you Symptom Snatcher!

by VelronUrban November 4, 2016

sympathy fap

To masturbate in memory of someone who has just died.

Oh no, Nikki Brutal died! I'm gonna gonna go sympathy fap. She was the hottest streamer I knew.

by BuLL3t1789 December 26, 2016

sympathy nude

a nude sent before blocking someone as an act of sympathy and to lessen the blow

Marji sent a sympathy nude to Jackson before blocking him to make him feel better

by Big Daddy H. 69 December 5, 2017

Sympatheating

Binge eating with a loved one to sympathize with them and their situation.

Last night I was sympatheating with my wife when I ate five packages of sour patch kids while she indulged in Reese's peanut butter cups from the Halloween candy.

by Mayhem247 December 4, 2017

sympathy bread

Something someone gives another person out of sympathy with a sexual implication behind it.

I was feeling down, but Karen offered me her sympathy bread in order to cheer me up!

by SmolFry January 4, 2018