sweaty pirate hooker

When you are so sweaty and nasty, that only a dirty pirate would want you.

"After my workout at the gym, I was looking like a sweaty pirate hooker."

by cougfan1978 November 22, 2011

fat sweaty bettty

extremely ugly and annoying woman that works the bar see also skeezer

yo terrinova fat sweaty betty just grabbed your ass

by miller March 20, 2005

Sweaty tryhard

A person who’s name is like Todd, Jason, Craig, or Noah who believes they are better at every sport and are drenched in sweat when the finish PE or recess.

You are a sweaty tryhard my guy.

by Quacksomemore May 11, 2019

sweaty vance

the act of recieving a blowjob from a person with overly sized front teeth while taking a crap on a toilet

"Dude that chick that has horse teeth wanted to give me a sweaty vance while i use the toilet."

by Sparkz867 January 1, 2007

sweaty omelet

when she pukes on your dick, bro.

Bro 1: This chick was slobbin my knob and she totally gagged, puked on my love, and passed out.
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!

by cockapoose420 September 2, 2010

sweaty

When a Fortnite player is trying so hard that they’re hands become coated in the bodily fluid known as sweat. This does NOT mean they’re good.

“I’ve got a sweaty player on me”
“Yeah, we’re up against a sweaty squad”

by peepeedestroyer January 13, 2019

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat

oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!

by pleasesub2pewdiepie February 16, 2019