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Eating Spaghetti with a Spoon

A phase used to describe a person's one time experimentation with the sex opposite of their sexual orientation. Usually the term is used with the words college, alcohol, drunk, "crazy night", and the most popular "it was just a phase". The phrase comes from the idea of how awkward it would be to eat spaghetti with a spoon and how it would be possible to finish a meal with the wrong 'equipment' but, ultimately, you would prefer a fork(or whichever utensil you are most comfortable with).
Example 1
Dad: "Believe it or not, your Uncle Tim was a pretty big party animal. In fact, back in college your he tried eating spaghetti with a spoon. It was just a phase."

Example 2
Barbara: "I want to date Tiffany but I heard that she hooked up with a man last night."

Michelle: "No worries girl! She only tried eating spaghetti with a spoon because it was free drinks night."
by CuddleTrain April 26, 2010
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Scagnetti

Theiving Bastards that lie.

Hurtin unit, almost too hurtin for words.

Someone who has been scraglinated.

To scag, be scagged, or attempt a scaggle.

Someone who bones your girlfriend.

A person in a severe state of intoxication.
"That Scagnetti Dustin, he smoked all my dope!"

"U Fuck! u banged my bitch! Fuckin Scagnetti"

"Haha! Doogie scagged yer sorry ass."


"Son Of A Fuckin Scagnetti Bitch! Boubie scagged my beers!"
by Vormav January 16, 2004
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nigga spaghetti

When you mix the sauce in with the noodles not how white people do it with sauce poured on the noodles
I want some chicken, and nigga spaghetti
by Cutiewitabooty May 9, 2015
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Spaghetto

Spaghetto is a type of food, mainly for poor people. Spaghetto is in essence, spaghetti with large amounts of ketchup on it.
Antwon was running a little short on cash, so he made some spaghetto.
by Charli3 November 25, 2007
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Spaghetti Monster

There was once an adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
My cousin turned into a Spaghetti Monster ever since her cunt died. Feel so bad for her.
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
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Betty Spaghetti

She's the quintisential bimbo. She's blonde and dense and contsantly oozes condescending chatter, just like she constantly oozes fugly ratty curls from her murky skull (similair to the "betty spaghetti doll").

Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.
"Who the fucks that blonde rat?"

"That's our resident Betty Spaghetti..."

"yuck."
by ms mt vesuvius May 15, 2009
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Spagetti Jousting

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.
My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.
by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006
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