surpresent

A surprise present! Simply a gift that is either unexpected or you simply do not know what you are receiving.

Mom played it well this year... looks like we'll be getting surpresents for Christmas.

by That Nick Guy November 30, 2005

Belgium Surprise

When you insert your flacid (limp) penis into a females vagina and then get an erection and proceed with intercourse.

Girl: "What the fuck are you doing! Ughhh get awa... Oh oh baby that's nice."

JustinBryant: "Oh yea baby, you just experienced a Belgium surprise."

by Jbizz34 September 21, 2009

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.

Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!

by Nerd Junior April 16, 2006

Escobar Surprise

When you are doing blow off a hookers ass, and she farts.

Diamond is giving $25 dollar Escobar Suprise's at the club tonight. Escobar Surprise? Yeah, its when you do blow off a hookers ass and she farts.

by Pink Sock Shaf October 2, 2011

Surprise

When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.

While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.

by Bang Anus June 26, 2004

Houdini Superman Surprise

Similar in execution to the original Houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. Upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then ejaculate your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend "Houdini SUUUPERMAAAAN!" then leave via the nearest window.

'Hey Man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the Houdini Superman Surprise last night!'

'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008

surprise sex

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.

Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004