Suicide Search

When you're looking for specific information on a search engine site and you either a) type in keywords that are so vague, you're guaranteed not to find what you're looking for, or b) you type in something that could be misconstrued so something completely different come up (usually beause it was too vague.)

~A~
Person1: I need to look up information for my book report. "Search: Harry Potter."
Person2: Whoah, dude. That's a major suicide search. Try "Search: Harry Potter, chapters 1-5."

~B~
Person: I think my dog might be going blind. Let's see, "Search: Blind Dogs." ..."Dogs for the blind, Dogs helping the blind, Dogs leading the blind..." Oops. "Search: Symptoms for Dogs going blind." ...There we go. Stupid Suice Search...

by Kirby92 August 19, 2008

myspace suicidal

To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your myspace account.

Marren- I just can't take the drama on myspace. I think I'm going to delete my account.

Denzel- Shutup and stop being myspace suicidal.

by britto945 November 14, 2009

suicide message

when you don't want to talk to someone you send them a suicide message like cool or okay or a one word response that doesn't have an answer

she suicide messaged me.

by mynameis........ September 28, 2009

Suicide Selfie

A selfie taken without regard for safety, warning signs, clear danger, or common sense. Examples include Panther Protagonist, Yosemite Yokels, and Polish in Portugal.

Did you hear about the couple who stood on the edge of a cliff in Yosemite to take a picture? It ended up being a Suicide Selfie as they fell a thousand feet to their death.

Yesterday another person took a suicide selfie. A man was traveling on a train from Mumbai to Goa in India and fell out of the moving train while attempting to take a selfie, resulting in his death. When will people learn?

Yet again, this July 4th 2020, a visitor to the Grand Canyon decided the view was to good to resist. She then walked to the edge of Mather Point, pulled out her cell phone, and ended up taking a Suicide Selfie, falling over 100 feet to her picturesque demise.

by Big D Rock July 4, 2020

suicide blowjob

Having a girl suck you off and before you cum yell mum or dad, you need to finish before they come into your room

me: my girlfriend gave me a suicide blowjob last night

friend: did you get caught?

me: nah but it was close bro

by :.. February 10, 2018

Adderall Suicide

To take Adderall consistently for extended periods of time to accomplish certain goals, objects, or long period tasks while ignoring family and friends until the goal, object, or long period task is finished.

Greg: Ay dude, where have been lately?
John: This last semester of college was so fast paced I had to commit Adderall Suicide to pass.

by #IrickStyle November 9, 2014

Suicide porn

To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.

Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer

by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017