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Chico State

A small, compacted college town in the middle of bum-fuck Northern California. The college's bleak surroundings make it somewhat of an oasis. Paradise to say the least. Lots of parties, lots of beer, lots of horny young women (often whom lack intellectuality). Hot in the summer, cold winters. Contrary to popular belief, Chico State has a great graduation rate and is its academics are held in high regard. Also a great place to get fucked up, do lots of heavy drinking and cocaine, and have unprotected sex.
AJ: "I love these Chico State bitches! They're such dumb sluts, and love to suck a lot of cock."
Bronameth: "Amen, bro. We killed that 30 rack of Natty and this morning I woke up and there were three girls in my bed but I can't remember shit."

Gary: "Why are you so tired Derek?"
Derek: "I was in Chico last weekend and blacked out three nights in a row."

Chico State Frat Boy #1: "Yeah I benched 285 last week"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #1: "Oh my god! You're so hot. Let me get on my knees and choke on your cock!"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #2: "Me too!"
by Purpleteddybear January 21, 2011
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United States of America

Thumbs down, Thumbs up, or whatever you want, but at leat hear me out first.----------

The country located between Mexico (to the south) and Canada (to the north).

Most people hate the USA for being imperfect, but they fail to see the TRUE America

1) Not everyone here is an obnoxious prick. There are some acctually informed and nice people here, as well as assholes, just like in EVERY OTHER COUNTRY.

2) Of course we are proud to be American, but that doesn't mean we are arrogant. If you are not proud of your country, then why do you live there?

3)Not every American is diebetic and fat, so shut the fuck up.

4)Yea, we know that some countries dislike us, we also know that we have allies as well. And we DO know that there are other countries that exist beyond the USA. Were not as retarded as you think.

5)We know our government is not perfect

6) Unfortunately, most people judge us before they even know us

Now before you get upset, im not saying there os no country that understands the USA
The United States of America is home to the largest Naval Base in the world, in Norfolk, Virginia. And also the oldest constitutuion that is still in effet today.

Most Non-Americans: Say, are you American?

Non-Ignorant American: Yes.

Most Non-Americans: I can smell the arrogance and hamburgers on you from here! Get away from me----

American: I honestly have no response to that :|

***I am proud to be american, as you are proud to be whatever nationality you come from.
by Ecnegludni Fles Sseldinm :D April 26, 2011
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Appalachian State University

A rapidly growing university located in Boone, North Carolina.

Harvesting a 3-time national championship football team who defeated Michigan University in their 2007 season opener, the Mountaineers of Appalachian State are nothing short of a dynasty.
"Appalachian State University dominates in football."

"Appalachian State University students and faculty dominate in life."

"Appalachian State University dominates."
by A.DavisTheMountaineer March 14, 2008
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stater bros

Grocery store owned by Jack Brown. The gayest place on earth. Don't ever work here because you will regret and hate it.
Bob: Hey I got hired at Stater Bros today!
Bill: Ahh, man you're fucked!
by +Bob O+ August 28, 2008
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Portland State University

University located in downtown Portland, Oregon, the largest state univerity in Oregon and home of the Vikings sports teams. Was formerly called Vanport College.
I go to Portland State University and have the student loans to prove it.
by pdxkatt July 5, 2004
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Winona State

Winona State University is a college where students are able to learn how to improve their world and the community around them, as well as be successful in any career that the students choose to pursue. Through intense studying and commitment, this can be done while also attending the many parties, shindigs and get-togethers at the University while getting smashed, hammered, nailed, penetrated, blown, drunk, high, and last but not least, getting laid.
These activities are able to be done largely in part from the dedication of the students to their party-tastic lifestyle and the commitment involved within said lifestyle. This is all great, but the clincher is the 5:1 girl:guy ratio that sets Winona State apart from the rest.
Dude, we need to party and get laid!
Ummmm, duh. That's why we are going to Winona State!
by MisterSmiles February 20, 2009
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staten island

A borough of New York city that's connected by the Verrazano through Brooklyn.
Most of the people who live on Staten Island are from Brooklyn and most are Italian. I live on the South Shore and alot of people here do own nice cars and possessions but that doesn't mean they dont work for them. I moved to Staten Island from a predominately Italian neighborhood in Brooklyn and its pretty similiar except things here are a little bit more separated which is a good thing, your not so on top of each other. But I keep hearing the same thing "all Staten Island is is slutty girls, spiky haired boys, tanning, and guidos." This is true for some people but not everyone, some people go tanning but you can't tell me that Staten Island's the only place where people go tanning, boys spike their hair but thats the trend here just like the trends there are in California or wherever. Some girls are slutty but that doesn't have anything to do with where we live it's just the way they are, there are slutty girls everywhere so you can't just blame that on here. And the main thing, Italians. Im Italian, I speak Italian, my family speaks Italian, I know alot about my Italian culture and so do all of the other kids on Staten Island that are Italian. Just because you show your culture doesn't mean you think your better than everyone else or that your showing off. The way we speak is not a Staten Island accent its a New York city accent. Growing up in Brooklyn and Staten Island I have a very heavy accent, it doesn't mean im stupid or incapable of intelligence it means that the place where I live affected the way I speak just like it does in other places like the South. Peoples perceptions of Staten Island are pretty much always negative and thats probably because some of the people who live here give it a negative reputation. Staten Island is actually a great place to live its located where the is more culture than you can imagine, its very populated for a small island but the houses and everything around it is nice, theres parks, boardwalks, museums, shopping and other things for the people here. I wouldnt reccomend coming here on vacation because its a place where there is not much to see but despite peoples opinions Staten Island is part of New York City just as much as Brooklyn,Queens, the Bronx, and the City (Manhatten). I would never move off of Staten Island even as an adult because it has that Brooklyn feel I grew up with with a little bit of the suburbs. If you ask me we got the best of both worlds.
by Ellaa November 4, 2006
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