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discount for students 

When you are with your friends in a restaurant and it is always that friend, who mentions if they have discount for students, although he is no longer a student.
Waitress: Would you like something to drink?
Jimmy: Excuse me, do you have discount for students ?
Everyone: Not again Jimmy, you complete your student years long time ago.
Jimmy: Still I am student in the school of life... So please....

SSR (Smart Students Republic) 

A group of male students that went through a lot of academic hardships but helped each other. As a result, they all got high grades because they helped each other.
Huya ka? Taga SSR (Smart Students Republic) ka. Ang taga SSR (Smart Students Republic) ya way na huya!

Studenism 

(n). stoo-den-ism
Using a person only for their intellectual abilities to get your work done, an advantage over other students, a better understanding of the material, and/or better grades.

(v) To improve oneself's grades and to lessen one's schoolwork by using a more studious student to do your work for you.
Henry comes up to Bob (straight-A student) and asks him for help on the homework, but then pressures Bob a bit to get him to do his homework and also help him on the test.
John comes up to Bob: "Dude you just got Bob to do your work for you! That's studenism."
Henry: "John I didn't studenize Bob, chill."
Studenism by #Studious March 23, 2022

Pre-Meds [Pre-Medical Students] 

1) Some of the worst people on earth.
2) Cut Throat brown nosers who suck at life.
3) People who will screw each other over for no reason.
4) The most hated people in college.
5) Nosy people who always want to know what other people got on a test.
6) Bitchy losers who always complain about how hard school is.

Pre-Meds Pre-Medical Students: Hey billy what did you get on your test?
Billy: None of your business You brown nosing pre-med.

Jane: I have so much stuff to do.
Pre-med: oh yea? I have to clean the house do the laundry study for Organic chem, Physics, and so much more !

Teacher: Okay class I went to the amazon rain forest over break,I found a cure for HIV, Cancer, and discovered a new species of Plant.
Pre-med: is this going to be on the test?

students 

formal> A group of (mostly young) people that are teached by professors.
real> Young human beings that are rided, sickened and abased by other group of human beings in a building named school.
Wash that blackboard.
Students,you are stupid.
you have written these 4 pages with black pen, rewrite it with blue one.
...
students by kaliope May 24, 2008

Studenteer 

A student or graduate who decides to do something positive with their free time sharing their skills with a good cause or charity, while gaining valuable work experience.
"I spent time during lockdown developing my marketing skills with a charity as a Studenteer, what about you?"
Studenteer by holliems1 June 5, 2020