status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.

"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."

by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009

Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.

Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.

by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011

status-thingy

the place on myspace where people write in how they feel or what they are doing.

Tom's status-thingy said that he was fornicating.

example: " Tom is fornicating. "

by iz the diz March 19, 2008

status window

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.

I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".

by jblonde December 2, 2010

Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020

status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.

when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.

by loopus November 8, 2010