wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.
Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.
by The real mike jones December 13, 2014
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Meaty Starfish

1. A virtual fast food restaurant ran by buffoons (Neebs Gaming)
2. An asshole
welcome to the Meaty Starfish, let us put our meat in your mouth
by coolpotatoe724 February 25, 2025
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The Starfish

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.
"Sponge-bob wanted to be patrick so he did the starfish"
by Flamingzombie3 September 02, 2022
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the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.
"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."
by fellownapper April 09, 2021
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Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
by Erich Miller March 02, 2021
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Starfishing

Wearing a Jock Strap or another garment that covers the genitals but leaves the anus (starfish) exposed.
Gary is starfishing today, just wearing a jock strap.
by NakedFarmerUSMC April 19, 2024
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Starfishing

starfish’s mouths are in the middle of their body so when a mermaid has starfish instead of seashells they suck tit all day. So starfishing sucking your girls tit
We were just starfishing while cuddling.
by Joeykatsumata July 29, 2019
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