Definitions by NOTashitrider

muddy starfish 

A shitty butthole

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock

muddy starfish by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023

Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit

Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.

Shit Rider by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021