When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.
by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007
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by AllSeingEye June 16, 2011
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It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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Get the Squirrel Pocket mug.When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011
Get the squirt squirrel mug.1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011
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Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.
To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.
Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.
To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.
by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011
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