Squirrel saver 

Someone that is trying to save the world one small fuzzy creature at a time. Hypocritical asshole who thinks that he/she can stop the killings of "poor, innocent animals" by harming humans and being a bitch until they get their way. In other words, someone with smaller intelligence.

Those damn tree hugging, squirrel savers burned another Hummer dealer to the ground!

Squirrel saver by Mobster September 6, 2005

Squirrel Tail 

A noun described to a male/female when they have a lot of hair around there pubic region.

Joe: Hey Chris, how was sally the other night?

Chris: Weird as hell bruh, she had a squirrel tail!

Joe: Ouch..

Chris: I know..

Squirrel Tail by Jack523 June 27, 2011

Squirrel-Grip

The act of placing ones (usally a mans) testicles in your hand and squeezing them is hard as you can, in attempt to inflict an intense amount of pain on the victim. This action is a very rapind movement and is NOT in anyway sexual.

Archibald: Oh my god that hurt!

Henry: What happened?

Archibald: Tony laid the Squirrel-Grip on me!

Squirrel-Grip by NeverTHEless. October 2, 2010

squirrel cheeks 

When it appears that you have nuts in both sides of your cheeks.

Look mom, Kasey has squirrel cheeks.

squirrel cheeks by Sue Johnson August 3, 2006

Squirrel tunnel 

Tunnels in which squirrels live.

I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.

Squirrel tunnel by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009

Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

Squirrel Faced by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

squirrel pie 

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

squirrel pie by heydipshit February 28, 2010