When she ridin yo dick and you blow a hand full of black pepper in her face to make her sneeze, causing her to tighten her pussy muscles
by IDoBigFarts August 4, 2017
Get the Sneeze and Squeeze mug.by MeLikeyLongTime February 11, 2020
Get the Squeeb mug.A sexual game. The guy squeezes the girl's tits as hard as he can while she squeezes his dick. Whichever one screams out in pain first loses. The guy is not allowed to jizz or else he loses.
by coopdawg June 2, 2008
Get the lemon squeeze mug.A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.
“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”
“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”
“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”
“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
by Lilelmer February 3, 2018
Get the Squeezer mug.An impatient motorist.
1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
by cpetkunas February 23, 2019
Get the Squeezer mug.The upset stomach that results from eating anything from Little Ceasar's. Usually has a 75% chance of occurring.
by WastedOM June 7, 2010
Get the Ceasar squeeze mug.The colloid-esque residue that remains after the action of "Squiffle Squaffing". In Which the sweaty nutsack from the squiffle squaff, leaves gelish particles resulting from bacteria and concentrated semen excretions on the forehead.
Tom: Ahhh someone squiffle squaffed me.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.
by Sniderman & Smitty January 16, 2009
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