Definitions by Lilelmer

Squeezer 

A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.

“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”

“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”

“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”

Squeezer by Lilelmer February 3, 2018