Shweeding

(Adj.) Deriving from the verb Shweed, The act of either Shitting or Showering and smoking weed.

Why did he take a joint into the bathroom?

Because he's Shweeding duh the shower is running too!

by Rolling Ston(er) July 31, 2015

speech blurmia

When you literally can't talk properly.

Alyssa has speech blurmia.

by TruYeahTru September 9, 2015

Shweef

To shart and queef at the same time.

Guy: Bruh! What the fuck is on your shorts?
Girl: I was camping and shweefed, but had no tp.

by TheRealOneJames July 9, 2016

Shweepers

When someone has a gun and could potentially go and kill others

the shweepers are coming to hunt me down

by Leos Luxia December 22, 2017

Shweepers

The drink schweppes pronounced wrong

I want some shweepers

by Leos Luxia December 22, 2017

Saweeeden

Josh is the wisest human on this ship we call planet earth.

Oh god he’s saweeeden

by Saweeeden January 1, 2018

Speechless

When something surprises you or when you have nothing to say about smth (unbelievable, icredible,...)

Ex: What an incredible news. I can't believe in my eyes.... Just speechless, there's no word to describe this

by Elena Hoang January 27, 2018