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Screw 'n Scram

The process of picking up somebody at a bar or night club, fucking them and then getting the hell out of there as quickly as possible. Can be done more than once a night/day.
Yeah it was just a Screw 'n Scram
by Hybrid Insanity June 15, 2011
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Screwdini

When someone or tries to escape a difficult situation and utterly fails.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.
Example 1
Cop A: What do we have here?
Cop B: This screwdini tried to rob the liquor store after hours and locked himself inside.

Example 2
Son: Ma, my house was going to foreclose so I needed to sell drugs to make my payments. Can you bail me out of jail?
Angry Italian Mother: SCREWDIIIINI!
by wickelobe June 23, 2011
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Screwfucker

Alcoholic beverage made like a screwdriver with the added caffeine of Pepsi Max to get you through the night
This screwfucker tastes like a million and a half funs!
-my drink tastes like ballsack tea -should have had a screwfucker!
by Hotkoolaide July 2, 2012
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screw the red head

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull, Vodka and Orange Juice.A Screwdriver with Red Bull in it. Hence Screw the red head.
I went to the bar to screw the red head and all i left with was this drink and a smile on my face.
by russian pete January 18, 2013
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screwcifer

a passive aggressive type person who screws you over while being deceiving
I am no longer friends with that screwcifer, he told me we were friends then he stabbed me in the back and stole my friends.
by thornbilly September 10, 2015
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screwer upper

It means when some one screws things up a lot.
Man your a screwer upper !
by LOPEZNATOR March 15, 2017
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Screw the Mooch

A level above mere "screwing the pooch" – i.e., the act of screwing up so badly and losing that it compares to former White House Communications Director Anthony "Mooch" Scaramucci's irreparable (possibly tragic) mistakes felt on a global scale.
You really did "screw the mooch" for all of us when you lost our biggest account and called the client's wife a huge slut. You know how hard it was to get that business with the Saudi Arabin king?!
by Grantasmo July 31, 2017
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