Ghetto spread

When middle class white people can't afford to shop at M&S but need to serve snax and nibbles

Richard: hey Lauren, what are you bringing to the picnic later? I heard M&S were sold out of snax
Lauren: Yeah mate it sucks, had to go to Lidl and pick up a ghetto spread

by GhettoDickie February 17, 2021

Spreadsheet lovefest

The culmination of a series of spreadsheets that contain absolutely useless data that required a multitude of hours and days to compile. The time spent can be considered a incremental loss of precious time in your life.

I wasted four days on that fucking spreadsheet lovefest!

by Johnny Revenge February 20, 2009

spreading whites

a term originating in northern NJ. Spreading the word of the white man. Shouting "White Power" in the presence of others.

J:WHITE POWER!
F:What are you doing?
J:Spreading whites feller!

by WHITEMAN11o11 October 14, 2011

Freshmen Spread

The ten to twenty pound College freshmen gain.

Jimmy gained 40 pounds since he's been at Yale. That's alot more than the freshmen spread.

by Hallie Beth August 17, 2008

Herpes Spreader

1. Someone who spreads herpes

2. A term used to direct someones attention away from a potential mate

Guy1 to Girl1: Hey there sweetheart how ya doin this evening

Girl1: Good your looking handsome

Guy2 walks up to Guy1 and Girl1

Guy2 to Guy1: How ya doin you ole herpes spreader?

Girl1: Thinks OMG thats not good

Girl1 to Guy2: You wanna shoot some pool or something

Girl1 and Guy2 walk away from Guy1

by cornholous February 19, 2010

eagle spread

A person is eagle spread on the bed. They make an x shape. One hand on a post the other hand on the post next to it and same with your feet.

I tied her up eagle spread.

by Fish dough April 14, 2014

Cheek-spreading

The act of spreading someone’s cheeks and eating there ass 🤤🤤

Person 1- brooooo...last night was amazing man, my girl let me do the cheek-spreading technique on her man

Person 2-god damn man, Alissa is a hoe tho. She did that with 3 other people before you

Person 1- wait what??

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019