spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.

Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.

by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 24, 2014

Spoondogging

When you spoon your dog during the night in the absence of an intimate partner.

Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.

by Kiz... August 1, 2014

Spoon

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot answer a simple question.

What's 9+10?

Idk

Awl, you spoon!

by WhamBham February 28, 2015

spoon whore

Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.

Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it

by Katyladey August 16, 2016

Spoogalooger

A type of person that owns multiple body pillows and furiously masturbates to them multiple times a day.

Dakota confessed to his mother that he was a Spoogalooger, she couldn't believe it!

by Grunfloz October 1, 2016

spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.

Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.

by Shaketex October 9, 2017

spookakke

When multiple men dressed in Halloween costumes ejaculate onto the same female until she drowns.

Yo there was this chick at the Halloween party and we totally spookakked her.

by Hugh Janice December 21, 2017