splafety

Like safe; but for when you're a locally renowned smoke-smith

Stonestein: Hey bae, I just put the kettle on, going to make some dank tea
Dankmiestro: spplllaaaaffffffffeeeeeeee

Stonestein: splafety m8

by BERGJEW April 17, 2016

spliff buffet

A gathering where Marijuana is available in abundance, and encouraged to be smoked indooors.

Dude come thru to Marks, it's a goddamn spliff buffet up in here.

by Rig James September 13, 2016

spliffyboy

A name often referred to a youth who smokes a lot of weed and is renowned for been the local "spliffyboy"

"Oi spliffyboy! Sort me an ounce?"

by Lxcaarmst August 28, 2016

spliff lordz

YOU AINT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT

Spliff lordz bout to bang ya'll over the head.

by OG SPLIFF LORD August 22, 2016

Splifficable

When the joint is simply one of a kind, you can't help the fact that you're craving more.

This joint is utterly splifficable!

by CompleteMadTing12 June 16, 2016

Splarf

The action of spitting and farting at the same time.

Whoops, I just splarfed

by Smallafro May 19, 2016

Splarf

When you are going so fast you barf, and it hits you or someone close to you.

I threw up and the guy next to me got splarfed!

by VixtheKrankster February 15, 2017