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An incredibly underrated musician that released three sad and beautiful albums before committing suicide. His final album, sarcastically titled "It's a Wonderful Life" was his best and is a classic, or at least it should be. The best songs on that album are the first three: It's A Wonderful Life, Gold Day, and Piano Fire.
Check Sparklehorse out on youtube his songs are really sugary sweet and melodic while also being kind of sad. It's a great combination you'd probably like him
by UltimateToast September 7, 2010
Get the Sparklehorse mug.Any person who, literally or figuratively, aggressively tries to wrap their cock hungry lips around a dick.
Literal usage isn’t hard to imagine:
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:
“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”
“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:
“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”
“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
by Dick Shark February 1, 2008
Get the Dick Shark mug.a gentler term used when one wishes to say fucking niggers- based on a home video of a young girl attempting to say "sparkling wiggles" despite a speech impediment that makes it sound as if she is saying "fucking niggers"
New England Broseph: Wow, there sure are a lot of sparkling wiggles in The Bronx.
New England Brahsaurus: Totally.
New England Brahsaurus: Totally.
by Giggitygoo December 15, 2008
Get the sparkling wiggles mug.The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.
Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.
Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.
Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?"
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"
Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"
Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."
by MagickDio January 9, 2011
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Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009
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