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Sausage Jelly

Noun
1. Semen / sperm / cum / manjam / spunk.
2. A male reproductive cells; multiple spermatozoon.
I sprayed my sausage jelly right down that ho's throat!
by xul8tr April 9, 2007
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Butt Sausage

After engaging in anal with a female using a condom, pull out but leave the condom in the anus. You then tell her to go take a shit. The shit comes out into the condom like "casing" sausage. Hence "Butt Sausage"
I just got a fresh link of butt sausage
by Spacehead333 September 8, 2015
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Italian sausage

Rob: Jimmy, you have an Italian sausage
Jimmy: oh shit!!!
by Kidswillbekids September 29, 2019
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sausage drop

that bitch wouldn't suck my dick so I sausage dropped her
by Kum and Go February 25, 2003
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Greasy Sausage Casing

The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
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Sausage Sniper Rifle

When a male avoids sexual activity for a considerable amount of time and saves up a massive load so he can proceed to fuck a woman in the ass hole then shortly before he is about to cum pull out, back up fifty feet and shoot skeet so far it is a head shot like a sniper rifle.
Bro I saved up this nut for like 3 months and gave this bitch the sausage sniper rifle right in the eye.

I saved up a load for a year and gave my wife the sausage sniper rifle but didn't back up far enough and left a welt on her face.
by JOEBOSSHOSS59 March 4, 2010
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Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.
By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.
by yungflame November 28, 2010
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