bulimia slurpee

When you take a take a muscle shot of ketamine, and vomit then you inhale drool after vomiting when gasping for air.

Last night was terrible Yames, went out to the bar and when home and had a bulimia slurpee.

by SmileItHelps July 12, 2019

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

marvey’spurplemonkeydishwasher

A name of a Max and Harvey group chat

the marvey’spurplemonkeydishwasher group chat is always having fun and sharing memes.

by multixnoodles2 December 5, 2020

Lookout Slurpee

When you have a wet ass fart...that your girlfriend then slurps up, with a straw.

Last night, Stacy enjoyed a lookout Slurpee.. after I nearly shat myself..

by SirGradu December 6, 2020

Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

by kylesmokes December 26, 2020

Dirty Slurpee

When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.

My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.

by Soy lady January 23, 2021

Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.

Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.

by Islandfukking April 25, 2021