Sticker Shock

A problem that affects people as soon as they try to buy groceries in Alaska, Hawaii, New York City or San Francisco.

Also very common at cheesy 'upscale' nightclubs in nearly every mid to large sized city in the United States.

From what I understand there is a seriously acute version of the disease in London too. Not sure if the British variety is contagious.

In Alaska everything is imported so prices are higher resulting in early sticker shock. When you start to notice that even products produced in that state (i.e. petrol, weed) are way more expensive than they would be elsewhere in the U.S. the condition moves beyond sticker shock and there is a new word for it: Gouging.

by Big Gaspar May 21, 2010

texas shocker

2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooter.

shock that 'yatch texan style!

by double LL April 17, 2006

shockamoo

In a Pentecostal church-to dance and jump and get down before the LORD.

Mark felt God's blessing and shockamooed all over the church house!

by Theophil January 19, 2008

shocker

origional, two in the pink with one in the stink

this has been a dream of mine to add this...

shocker..

two in the lust with one in the crust......

by MARK FROM N.J. October 6, 2009

Prophylactic Shock

The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.

by Fyodor May 12, 2006

Shock The Monkey

Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.

Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"

Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."

Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"

Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"

by DonutHoleMole99 July 23, 2019

Trailer Park Shocker

One in the pink and two in the stink.

"She had a fat flabby ass hole, so I did the switcharoo with the shocker".

by Stewlicious August 23, 2004