Sitcom

Using the duration in viewing an entire and complete "Sitcom" (Commercials and all) as a measure of the amount of time something takes. (30 Minutes)

Yo, I saw that new Will Ferrell movie. It was less than 3 sitcoms long. What a gip.

by Marc Cassata March 7, 2008

sito

An extremely cool kid, that lives in M.I.A.Y.A.Y.O. He is a prep that occasionally dresses ghetto. His pants always showing his underwear. Stud with the girls!

Kid 1: He look its that famous kid Sito
Kid 2: He's a cool prepster!
Sito: What did you say about my mama
Kid 1&2:(in Unison and fright) Nothing cool sir
Sito:(Beats kids for talking about his mama)
Kid 2: Sito ur still cool after beating us up with your incredibly big and strong muscles and really ripped abs.

by Sito July 30, 2006

Hitlering the situation

When someone tries to say something to make the situation better, but ultimately fucks things up even worse.

Apparently my friend over here didn't get the hint that he was Hitlering the situation until after the bitch maced him.

by Team Asunder February 22, 2011

sticky situation

the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

now that is a sticky situation!

by BBBBob October 28, 2006

sito story

|s?tõ| + |st?r?|
noun (pl. -ries)
1 an account of imaginary people and events told for entertainment.
2 a false statement or explanation; a lie, esp. one told to make oneself sound better/smarter. usually refers to one that takes place in Puerto Rico, but in more recent cases does not have to. usually stars a relative or friend. approximately one or two sentences in length, but may be longer.

1 "Yeah, I've brought a knife to a gun fight once."
2 "They do that all the time in Puerto Rico."
3 "He's telling another sito story..."

by Qwerty Uiopa July 25, 2008

sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.

oh my god! he is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!

by aprsn July 3, 2008

Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).

Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.

by Ramsmaster June 7, 2010