shwangdoodled

To be compleatly incapacitated. Usually from various illigal substances.

"Man, we got so shwangdoodled last night. I compleatly forgot who I was."

by AcidRose November 9, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.

I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!

by Bixby_222 July 6, 2008

shangles

An annoying butthole who gets on your nerves and has a ginger enemy. she thinks shes in a loreal advert. even a song has been made -

YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF HER PALE PINK NO. 7 LIPSTICK, YOU KISSED SHANGLES JUST TO TRY IT HOPE WILL BILLINGS DONT MIND IT, IT FELT SO WRONG IT WASNT RIGHT IT GAVE EVERYONE A FRIGHT, YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT... JUST TO TRY IT,,,,,,,,  THAT SHANGLES SHE IS SO UNCOOOL BIG BAG LONG HAIR SO FREAKABLE EVERYONE RESISTS HER UGLEY BALLS IT AINT NO BIG DEAL SHE SMELLS OF FRIIIIIIIIIIZENN

OMG , WTF is that coming towards us?????!?!!
Oh right its just Shangles,
be quivvered , be VERY quivvered

by ERIKA;ERIKA;ERIKA November 4, 2008

Shanghai Goodbye

When, the morning after, the girl leans forward for a goodbye kiss from her man and he lightly punches her in both eyes, swelling them shut Chinese style.

"He gave his girl a Shanghai Goodbye so everybody would know she was taken."

by GlumReaper March 29, 2010

shlang

Any slang refering to a phalice.

shlatitude and slongitude are shlang.

by Mike March 30, 2004

Shanghai girl

A girl or woman from China who pursues romance and marriage solely for personal financial benefits and not for love. Shanghainese are perhaps the most crass about this practice, although it obviously exists elsewhere too.

When you see a beautiful model with a short, balding, pudgy man, you know you have found a Shanghai girl.

by Bob LeKatt May 28, 2012

The Shwanger

Me. I'm The Shwanger! :D

Haha! SHRANK YER DANK!

Hey. Wang. Shwang yer dang. A ri-rack spishack: a shiggity DANG!

by The Shwanger December 14, 2004