cbum situation

when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.

Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.

Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.

by Necrozma Beam October 3, 2021

shituation

A really shitty situation

Argh. This is a real shituation. Any more bright ideas, Einstein??

by CEDARTEETH August 27, 2013

Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014

Situational Trichotillomania

A temporary feeling in which you want to pull your hair out because of events or morons.

When I deal with her, I have situational trichotillomania because she doesn't listen.

by CoffeeSommelier April 29, 2010

situation

Ned talk for when there is trouble.

"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Shitsuationship

A shitsuation but worse. Messier. Low effort. Emotionally chaotic. Basically the Dollar Store version of a relationship. Could be work, personal, etc.

This work place is such a shitsuationship

by Moxieone January 28, 2026

Shitsuationship

A situationship but worse, messier, low-effort, emotionally chaotic. Basically the Dollar Store version of a relationship. A vibe that leaves you felling drained instead of excited. It’s the kind of dynamic where you catch yourself thinking. “ Why am I even doing this?”

Wow , this work place is a shitsuationship

by Moxieone January 28, 2026