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Shadow Cuck

This is when your female is thinking about the likes of your neighbor Dave or Gerald whilst in the midst of the lovemaking act. Looking in your females eyes and knowing you’re being shadow cucked can lead to instantaneous orgasm.
Greg couldn’t come over and cuck me last night... fortunately Linda was wishing for him and shadow cucked me so I could get mine.
by Shadow cuck May 21, 2019
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Shadow Bunny

The third-party you enlist to bounce your mattress so that god still loves you.
Yeah Matt was my shadow bunny last night, I owe him some lunch.
by Dionysus’ dick July 17, 2023
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Shadow tribunal

An underground self-select group that plays judge and jury in an underground fashion for a larger collective
Dammit the shadow tribunal convened and now I boat shoes are out of fashion for another 25 years.
by Neighborhood_watch October 24, 2019
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shade shadow

Someone who is so shady that everywhere they go, shade follows them like a shadow. cast shade, shade, shadow, side eye, shadey, underhanded, doing people dirty, dirtbag, doing wrong, bad person, throwing shade, slim shadey
Kelly has got a permanent shade shadow that follows her everywhere she goes, she's done so many people wrong.
by joecoolthefool June 18, 2017
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Shadows of Allowance

A totally bitchin' 4 piece rock band from Hawley, Pennsylvania, which currently consists of Connor Nelson, Shane McKinney, Logan Siegfried, and Shane Losey. They got one album called Failures and Flatlines everywhere online and a even better reissue of it.
Person 1: Did you hear the new Shadows of Allowance album?
Person 2: yeah I'm currently having an existential crisis because of it.
by Gef and Canoli February 3, 2018
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spoonie shadow

He is a rapper on C JAM. Be careful because he will get with your girl even if shes a dyke. Also has a fetish for 12-guage shotguns. He attends Sahali Secondary school and wants to be a rapper, he is white.....
by TheHAters420 December 16, 2015
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shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.
Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.
by Blackchick August 11, 2015
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