sexident

When you have sex that you didnt plan on having (like having sex while you're drunk)

*person one calls person two*
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.

by Natalie and Andria January 19, 2006

Spiderman Veins

Noun: On a particularly jacked or muscular person, the veins on their arms stick out considerably, resembling the arms of the Spiderman costume.

Yo I gotta start doing some pull-ups if I want to get some Spiderman Veins

by SpidermanArms April 13, 2009

spiderfood

Male genitalia.

"I thought the quality of your photography to be excellent, Mr. Moore; however, compositionally, male nudes are problematic, as it is hard to draw the viewer's attention away from the spiderfood."

by zenorabariella March 30, 2010

Spider wEbbing

The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.

"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."

by somestonerchick November 28, 2011

Spider Pact

Verb; The act of saving the life of a spider inside your home in hopes that the spider will kill any unwanted bugs or intruders.

Usually, those who initiate the Spider Pact grow very attached to the spider they save.

I was saved by my Spider Pact when a lone moth in my room flew into my spider's web. May you live on, my little spider.

by Spidera June 26, 2012

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

spider daddy

Hot enough he could be spider man.

Jane: Who is that?
Alex: I don’t know but he’s a Webstered spider daddy.
Amy: Thats such a great expression!

by spiderdaddycreator May 6, 2018