Secret Squirrel

Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.

Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER

by swagmasta3k December 28, 2013

Secret Agent

When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".

After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.

by ForestTex February 20, 2007

secret garden

the term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.

Ashley V. almost puked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!

by Rylan S. May 13, 2005

secret islamic

The Secret Jewish Star Found In Many Websites, It Is Said That A Young Jedi Padawan Named Ken Hanobowi Secretly hid these stars as a message.

OMG YES YES Its the Secret Islamic
Did you see the one on YTMND

by Marcus Trey November 10, 2008

secret makeup

to fart on someone and rub the smell into their cheeks like blush

He was turned on by secret makeup.

by AIRZLA January 24, 2008

Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.

definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

Secret Azure

The biggest perma-noob on the MMORPG Graal Online you will ever meet. There are too many things that will piss me and you off about him that I can't bare to list them.

I'm Secret Azure. I bleep my own bad words, like cr*p, and d*mn and h331! LOLZ

by anonymous February 26, 2005