Searchportal

A pointless website that you are redirected to when you type a URL incorrectly.

Jim: "I was trying to get to goatse.com and all it gave me was this stupid searchportal thing!"

Bill: "No no no, it's goatse.cz. Searchportal is just a useless website worth less than even the modern Newgrounds."

by Valhalla777 January 26, 2009

Searchy

Obsession with finding something
a certain type of mood

I dont wanna seem boy searchy.

by Candle Candacceee December 5, 2011

Searchie

Noun, describing the act of searching your full name via an online search engine (google, bing, yahoo), similar to taking a "selfie". The difference to a selfie is that searchies are less embarassing, because only the search engine company knows that you are a self-absorbed narcissist.
Usually done in the false belief that it will increase your ranking in google.

I just made a searchie and no one will ever know (99.99999 percent of internet users).

by searchie-man January 8, 2014

Pole Searching

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.

After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.

by furloaf December 19, 2011

Are you dumb for searching this?

Yes. Yes you are

You: I'm gonna search "Are you dumb for searching this?" on urban dictionary because I'm so random xD
friend: You're retarded. I'm sorry, but I have to put you down

by I_have_29_eggs May 13, 2019

starch mouth

Someone who is addicted to carbohydrates and sweets.

Yes, she is on the Atkins diet and gets flack from every starch mouth within a 5 mile radius.

by LaDeena March 2, 2010

sharchoda

Crushed red peppers.

Hand me some sharchoda

by Ashleyneri December 18, 2013