scrolleosis

Muscle atrophy of the index finger whereby the digit has permanent curvature from using the scroll wheel on a mouse for an extended peiod of time.

"If I have to scroll through the entire 800 page document to find what I'm looking for I'll get frickin' scolleosis."

by S.A. Mathews June 26, 2005

Scrolliosis

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.

Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.

by ishouldhavesomethingbettertodo April 21, 2015

scrole

A horrid little person who has annoyed you. A Mrs Taylor-ism

Get back here you little scrole!

by Lil China Doll May 24, 2006

Sproll

This is when you are unsure in a internet forum if it is Spam or a Troll, simply refer to it as Sproll

Spam or Troll? you decide... Sproll

by dannyv1986 December 14, 2008

mega stroller

Big ass stroller, sometimes double. Usually containing a fat 4 year old and his fat 3 year old sibling who appear to have working lower extremeties and should be walking. Often observed in elevators where at least 6 ambulatory people could fit instead.

I missed 3 straight elevators because they were all jammed up with mega strollers.

by dixie123 November 26, 2006

roll stroll

The act of strolling while rolling, especially while under the influence of ecstasy. An epic "adventure" which usually consists of walking around the neighborhood completely thizzed out of your mind and smoking mass amounts of cigarrettes. Encouraged to be combined with a bowl stroll.

Yo I'm fuckin beaked out of my head right now. Let's go for a roll stroll.

by Harrell May 18, 2009

Dr. Scholls

Maker of shoe insoles that will cause you to become "Gellin' like a felon".

There's no tellin' how much I'm gellin'.

Hey Helen! You gellin'?

I'm gellin' like a felon! Want some melon?

I'm like Magellan I'm so gellin'.

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003