Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle

"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."

by GUSFR1NG September 16, 2022

i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd

For when you hit your mounse in your screenpad there needs to be the perfect description, and this is it. It can also be used as a greeting to other people who hit their mounses in their screenpads, or as a way to express any known emotion, and even some unknown emotions.

guy 1: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 2: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 3: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 4: wtf?

by Mattyus9000 March 9, 2021

screech

An advanced blumpkin in which the male counterpart upper-decks the toilet while the female counterpart simultaneously slaters the toilet while fellating the male.

"Did you hear Zach screeched the toilet at MA's last night?"
"Jesus Christ! Who smoked his chub?"
"Kelly Kapowski."
"Shit, that's a hot bitch!"

by Mister Belding September 14, 2009

Screen Shot

Accidentaly ejaculating on a computer screen.

Do we have anymore windex, I just had a screen shot?

by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011

scrate

A short form of the term "That's Great" which is normally used to sarcastically disagree to a statement in which is considered disturbing or relatively random. The term morphed from 'That's Great' to 'T's Great' to ' s great' and eventually evolved in the 'scrate' we know and love to use today. 'scrate' is also a clan based in counter strike source, although it was quickly disbanded due to the unpopulatiry of the word at that time.

The term was first established in a humble maths class in Bangkok Patana School. An annoying collegue would randomly shout distubing things so often, the term 'That's Great' was shortened due to laziness of the person who says it. The term is now also used to address one another if they see the person in a rather odd place or to simply laugh out of an awkward situation.

Non-dialogue:
Person is in toilet and friend walks out of cubicle. The person was not aware he was in the toilet. The person would say "scrate".

With Dialogue:
"dude you know that albert Einstein was a man!!?!?!"
"Scrate.."

by Jack Griffin May 22, 2008

Screening

A term used to describe a form of cheating in video games most common in the game mode split-screen, where the different players battle each other on one screen split into different compartments per player (4 player max.).

By looking at a other players screen, the location and other information about that player can be found.

Dude, the only reason you knew where I was hiding was because you were screening!

by ThatRegret April 10, 2010

main screen turn on

Broken english sentence said on the infamous Zero Wing game. This was supposed to be a good game; it was exceptional, however, but the English wasn't up to scratch. To get the full meaning out of this, play the Sega Genesis game or head down to Newgrounds.com, then you should have no problem wondering what the heck a lot of people are talking about.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal!
Captain: What?!
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kaleb Daleszak October 27, 2003