movie science

Made up bullshit to explain something insane (like superpowers) in a movie. Usually stems from something broad such as quantum mechanics.

That film wasn’t realistic, their was batshit insane things explained my total movie science.

by OilySaltine May 9, 2022

Bro Science

Arcane lifting knowledge passed down through the ages from gym rats to gym beginners. This is sacred knowledge, this is your holy bible

Receiving bro science knowledge from your gym bro is like Moses receiving the 10 commandments from god

by Mao zeschlong May 11, 2022

Whorensic science

A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure

Bro FR studying whorensic science the way he wears that turtleneck

by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023

Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.

Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)

by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023

Bro-lette Science

A closely related cousin to bioscience. Coined by Outlaw Fitness HQ on October 16, 2015. It refers to the rampant amount of misinformation and bad advice spread in fitness magazines and online forum when it comes to women and fitness.

"Drink this to detox your whole body and lose 5lbs overnight."

"No. That's bro-lette science, sister."

by Josh Vales December 8, 2015

fat kid in science

That guy who sits there on his phone the whole time while trying to be funny at times

Look at the fat kid in science tryna be funny like that

by That guy no one remembers October 17, 2017

hampden charter school of science

A psychopathic prison that prides itself on its academic excellence. The inmates see it as a noun uncoordinated show of confusion.

Today I went to Hampden Charter School of Science.

by DBZFan239 November 15, 2017