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by jelly_rampage September 16, 2023

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Schmoo

A sexual act related to necrophilia where the body of a dead female is dug out of the ground by a group of people, while one person buries their face between the dead female's legs, and another person jumps on the cadaver's stomach, forcing the rotten, gelatinous fluids out of the vaginal opening. Spraying the decaying fluids onto the persons face.

John: Dude, what happened to Jim?

Jeff's brother, Dave: He went to prison for exploring his schmoo fetish with his fraternity. The prisoners stabbed him to death within the first hour he made it to prison.

by The Douchebag in Tx September 16, 2023

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schmogle

An alternative name for trail mix.

Other names include: Gorp, Scroggin

Dude 1: Yo did u pack the schmogle?!
Dude 2: You know I never leave the house without it!

by sonnnyy October 2, 2023

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schmoova

schmoova is a term used to describe an exceptionally attractive and charming girl. This word conveys a sense of admiration and positivity, suggesting that the individual referred to as a schmoova possesses qualities that make her stand out as exceptionally beautiful or perfect in the eyes of the speaker. It's a lighthearted and affectionate way to express admiration for someone's physical appearance and overall appeal

Man 1: dude isn't that the girl you like?
Man 2: yeah it's schmoova, she is so perfect!

by bevlig December 12, 2023

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